My Dad’s Gone Crazy Lyrics – Eminem
Eminem says that he let Hailie come to the studio with him one day, she said “My dad’s gone crazy” into the mic, and he decided to put it into one of his songs.| Song Name : | My Dad’s Gone Crazy |
| Album / Movie : | The Eminem Show |
| Singer : | Eminem |
| Music Label : | Shady, Aftermath, Interscope |
| Cast : | Eminem |
“Hello, boys and girlsToday, we’re gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy?I’ll bet you doWho’s your daddy?”
“Daddy, what are you doing?”
Haha, okay thenEverybody, listen upI’m goin’ to hellWho’s comin’ with me?Somebody, please help himI think my dad’s gone crazy
There’s no mountain I can’t climb, there’s no tower too highNo plane that I can’t learn how to flyWhat do I gotta do to get through to youTo show you there ain’t nothin’ I can’t take this chainsaw to?Fuckin’ brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut ’em offThen got ’em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hallWith my framed autographed sunglassesWith Elton John’s name on my drag wallI’m out the closet, I’ve been lyin’ my ass offAll this time, me and Dre been fuckin’ with hats off (suck it, Marshall)So tell Laura and her husband to back offBefore I push this motherfuckin’ button and blast offAnd launch one at these Russians and that’s allBlow every fuckin’ thing except Afghanistan on the map offWhen will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?Hailie, tell ’em, babyMy dad’s lost it
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I, I can’t explain itI think my dad’s gone crazyA little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell ’em, baby?I think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change meI think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s no one on earth that can save me, not even HailieI think my dad’s gone crazy
It’s like my mother always told me“Rani-rani-rani-rani-rani-rani-rani-rani-rani and codeineAnd God damn it, you little motherfuckerIf you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, then don’t say nothin'”Uh, fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin’ dickChew on a prick and lickA million mutherfuckin’ cocks per secondI’d rather put out a motherfuckin’ Gospel recordI’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussyAnd have pussy lips glued to my faceWith a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin’ my flowsQuit givin’ me my ammo, can’t you see why I’m so mean?If y’all leave me alone, this wouldn’t be my M.O.I wouldn’t have to go, eenee-meenee-meini-moCatch a homo by his toe, man, I don’t know no moreAm I the only fuckin’ one who’s normal any more?Dad
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I, I can’t explain itI think my dad’s gone crazyA little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell ’em, babyI think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change meI think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s no one on earth that can save me, not even HailieI think my dad’s gone crazy
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same timeCan make you dry your eyes with the same rhymeSee what you’re seein’ is a genius at work, which to me isn’t workSo it’s easy to misinterpret it at first‘Cause when I speak, it’s tongue-in-cheekI’d yank my fuckin’ teeth before I’d ever bite my tongueI’d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin’ lightning twice at onceAnd die and come back as Vanilla Ice’s sonAnd walk around the rest of my life spit onAnd kicked and hit with shit every time I sungLike R. Kelly as soon as “Bump and Grind” comes onMore pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girlInside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin’ on Ronnie’s graveScreamin’ at the sky, ’til clouds gather, it’s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie JadeAnd that’s pretty much the gist of itParents are pissed, but the kids love itNine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleaversI don’t blame you, I wouldn’t let Hailie listen to me neither
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I, I can’t explain itI think my dad’s gone crazyA little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell ’em, babyI think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change meI think my dad’s gone crazyThere’s no one on earth that can save me, not even HailieI think my dad’s gone crazyCrazy
Hahaha, you’re funny daddy