Guilty Conscience Lyrics – Eminem
In this classic song "Guilty Conscience", Eminem and Dr. Dre play the Evil and Good conscience respectively (wait, Dre is the good one?) of three separate people who are about to commit violent or sexual crimes. Dre wins the first battle whereas Eminem wins the second. In the third case, the two agree that the bad thing to do is actually the “morally right” thing to do.| Song Name : | Guilty Conscience |
| Album / Movie : | The Slim Shady LP |
| Singer : | Eminem |
| Music Label : | Interscope Records |
| Cast : | Eminem |
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor storeBut on his way in, he has a sudden change of heartAnd suddenly, his conscience comes into play
Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawerYou’d better think of the consequence“But who are you?”I’m your motherfuckin’ conscience
That’s nonsenseGo in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt’s cribsAnd borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigsTell her you need a place to stay, you’ll be safe for daysIf you shave your legs with Renee’s razor blades
Yeah, but if it all goes through like it’s supposed toThe whole neighborhood knows you and they’ll expose youThink about it, before you walk in the door firstLook at the store clerk, she’s older then George Burns
Fuck that, do that shitShoot that bitchCan you afford to blow this shit?Are you that rich?Why you give a fuck if she dies?Are you that bitch?Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Man, don’t do it, it’s not worth it to risk itNot over this shitStop!Drop the biscuitDon’t even listen to Slim, yoHe’s bad for you
You know what, Dre?I don’t like your attitude
Meet Stan, twenty-one years oldAfter meeting a young girl at a rave partyThing’s start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroomOnce again, his conscience comes into play
Now listen to me: while you’re kissin’ her cheekSmearin’ her lipstick, I slip this in her drinkNow all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch’s earlobe…
Yo, this girl’s only fifteen years oldYou shouldn’t take advantage of her, it’s not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bareTill she passes out and she forgot how she got thereMan, ain’t you ever seen that one movie “Kids”?No, but I seen the porno with Son Doobiest!Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine years old construction workerAfter coming home from a hard day’s workHe walks in the door of his trailer park homeTo find his wife in bed with another man
Alright, calm downRelax, start breathin’Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin’While you at work, she’s with some dude, tryin’ to get off?Fuck slittin’ her throat!Cut this bitch’s head off!Wait, what if there’s an explanation for this shit?What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?Alright, ShadyMaybe he’s right, Grady but think about the baby, before you get all crazyOkay! Thought about itStill wanna stab her?Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?That’s what I didBe smart, don’t be a retardYou gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!?What’d you say?What’s wrong?Didn’t think I’d remember?I’ma kill you, motherfucker!Ah-ah, temper, temper!Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A? Mr. AK, coming straight outta Compton, y’all better make way?How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?‘Cause he don’t need to go the same route that I wentBeen there, done thatAw, fuck it, what am I sayin’?Shoot ’em both, Grady, where’s your gun at?