Bad Meets Evil Lyrics -Eminem
The name of this song "Bad Meets Evil" would be applied to the duo themselves in future releases.
| Song Name : | Bad Meets Evil |
| Album / Movie : | The Slim Shady LP |
| Singer : | Eminem |
| Music Label : | Interscope Records |
| Cast : | Eminem |
I reckon you ain’t familiar with these here partsYou know, there’s a story behind that there saloonTwenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town overSheriffs couldn’t stop ’emQuickest damn gun-slingers I’ve ever seenGot murdered in cold-bloodThat old saloon there was their little “home away from home”They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavernAnd on a quiet nightYou can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce da 5’9″
I don’t speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheetI’m not a real person, I’m a ghost trapped in a beatI translate when my voice is read through a seismographAnd a noise is spread, picked up and transmitted through Royce’s headTrap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bedTill the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous leadTold him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark sideHe made a choice and said
Who hard? Yo I done heard worseWe can get in two cars and accelerate at each otherTo see which one’ll swerve firstTwo blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holdsThat of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the DevilIntelligence level is hellier than treble peaking on speakers in the ghettoDismissal, I’m not a fair manDisgraced the race of an atheistIntercepting missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords
I buried the Christ corpseIn my past life when the black knight mounted the white horseAnd stay over-worked, it’s like the Nazis and the Nation collaborating attempting to take over the Earth
‘Cause this is what happens when Bad meets EvilAnd we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese peopleHe’s Evil, and I’m Bad like Steve SeagalAbove the law cause I don’t agree with police either
Shit, me neitherWe ain’t eager to be legalSo please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amountsWhile I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needleReleasing rage on anybody in squeezing rangeCold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rainHe’s insaneNo I’m not, I just want to shoot up and I’m pissed offCause I can’t find a decent vein
The disaster with dreadsI’m bad enough to commit suicideAnd survive long enough to kill my soul after I’m deadWhen in danger, it’s funny, actually my flavor’s similar to a waiter‘Cause I serve any stranger with moneyI spray a hundred, man until they joint chainsWhile slipping bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
Whipping human ass, throwing blows, cracking jawsWith my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glassI’m blazing MCs, at the same time amazing MCsSomehow, MCs ain’t that eyebrow-raising to meFrom all of angles of us, flash a Mack loud enough
To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes erupt
Hello?
Ayo, what’s up?We’re coming to get you!Stop! They know it’s us!
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?I’m the one who burned your house down, well I’m out nowAnd this time I’m coming back to blow your house upAnd I ain’t gon’ leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three ‘shroomsAnd you won’t see me like fat people in steam roomsAnd when I go to Hell and I’m getting ready to leaveI’ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
‘Cause this is what happens when Bad meets EvilAnd we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese peopleHe’s Evil, and I’m Bad like Steve SeagalAgainst peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
We’ll be waitingSee you in HellWall Street, Royce Da 5’9″, Slim ShadySee you in hell for the sequelBad Meets Evil, whatTill next time
And so that’s the story when Bad meets EvilTwo of the most wanted individuals in the countyMade Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizensIt’s too bad they had to go out the way they didGot shot in the back coming out of that old saloonBut their spirits still live on till this dayShhh…Wait, did y’all hear that?