Ass Like That Lyrics – Eminem
Eminem mentioned this song in an interview with Rolling Stone in 2011:Around the tail end of [2004’s] Encore, the songs started getting really goofy. “Rain Man,” “Big Weenie,” “Ass Like That” – that’s when the wheels were coming off. Every day I had a pocketful of pills, and I would just go into the studio and goof off.
| Song Name : | Ass Like That |
| Album / Movie : | Encore |
| Singer : | Eminem |
| Music Label : | Aftermath Entertainment, Shady Records, and Interscope Records |
| Cast : | Eminem |
Ow, baby
The way you shake it, I can’t believe itI ain’t never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doingI don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be trueI ain’t never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doing
The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancerShe’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, IThink someone’s at the door but I don’t think I’ma answerPolice saying, “Freeze, ” (oh), d-doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, freeze? PleaseI’m a human being, I have needsI’m not done, not ’til I’m finished peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeingMr. Officer, I’m already on my kneesI can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for meAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to peePee, pee, yes, I make R&BI sing songIt go, ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingPsych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kidIf I offend, I’m sorry, please, please, forgiveFor I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away anything I say and you will love it
The way you shake it, I can’t believe itI ain’t never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doingJessica Simpson looks, oh, so temptingNick, I ain’t never seen a ass like thatEvery time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goesD-doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my popcornPolice saying, “Freeze, ” (oh), d-doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seatI have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper’s zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theatre, pleaseI did not even get to see Mary-Kate’s shower sceneI didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don’t treat me like I’m Pee Wee Herman, this movie’s PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be freeFree, yes, free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you’ll laugh‘Cause there’s a puppet on my hand (hahaha)
The way you shake it, I can’t believe itI ain’t never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doingHilary Duff is not quite old enough, soI ain’t never seen her butt like thatMaybe next year, I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doing
The way she moves, she dances like a go-goIn that video, she sings, “Get out, you bozo”I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJoPolice saying, “Freeze, ” (oh), d-doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seizedAnd my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookiesMr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of thisHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no, not even meI don’t even know if I can say the word “pee-pee”Pee, on the radio but I think I didJanet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a titPsych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kidI don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quickGet to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can’t believe itI ain’t never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doingSo, Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?I ain’t never seen a ass like that‘Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee goD-doing, doing, doing
WooFuck is wrong with you?Huh?