Rain Man Lyrics – Eminem
This song is named after the 1988 movie Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise. One of the main characters in the movie is autistic, and the song references several of his habits.| Song Name : | Rain Man |
| Album / Movie : | Encore |
| Singer : | Eminem |
| Music Label : | Aftermath Entertainment, Shady Records, and Interscope Records |
| Cast : | Eminem |
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You find me offensive, I find you offensiveFor finding me offensiveHence, if I should draw the line or any fencesIf so, to what extents, ifAny, should I go? ‘Cause it’s getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brainWhen I go to lengths this far at other people’s expensesI say your all just too goddamn sensitiveIt’s censorship, ad it’s down right blasphemousLet’s end this shit now ’cause I won’t stand for thisAnd Christopher Reeves won’t sit for this neitherAnd let’s clear this up too, I ain’t got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must’ve put a hex on him for laterI feel like it’s my fault ’cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed SuperMan, how ironicThat I’d be the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic
‘Cause I ain’t got no legsOr no brainNice to meet youHi, my name isI forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name isRain Man
Now in the Bible, it saysThou shall not watch two lesbians in bedHave homosexual sexUnless of course, you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it’s intercourse, and it’s bisexual sexWhich isn’t as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after performing the act of that whichIs normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today’s kids in a more derogatory wayBut who’s to say, what’s fair to say, and what not to say?Let’s ask Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre? (What up?)I got a question, if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, I ain’t done yetIn football, the quarterback yells out, “Hut-hut”While he reaches in another grown man’s assGrabs on his nuts, but, just, what ifIt was never meant, it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny-tiny little round heinie and he didn’t mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don’t need to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a female’s butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things up‘Til then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut because
‘Cause I ain’t got no legsOr no brainNice to meet youHi, my name isI forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name isRain Man
You find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defensesMy spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterGoddamn it Dre where’s the goddamn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway, I don’t know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I’m good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronicDemonic, yup, yup, don’t worry I’m on itI got it, high fived Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica’s head and walked awayAnd as she flew around the room like a balloonI grabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and zoom IHeaded straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwichAnd I ain’t even gotta make no goddamn senseI just did a whole song and I didn’t say shit
‘Cause I ain’t got no legsOr no brainNice to meet youHi, my name isI forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name isRain Man
‘Cause IYo, Rain ManDefinitely, definitely Dr. DreSuper dope beat maker2000 and, 2000 andFour-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-seSeventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-threeAnd seventy (yeah)